Belly Full
I found this on Jamaican Jokes today. Check them out. Some funny stuff there. I have to admit that number 9 miss me tho. :-S
10 Things You Will Never Hear A Jamaican Man Say
- “No wifey, tek my car instead.”
- “Waiter, this steak is overcooked.”
- “She ‘ave a nice body…. but ‘ar bottom too big.”
- “Wha’apen Mr.Deejay, you cyaah play some calypso?”
- “Di pill doan gree wid mi wife so ah gweh get a vasectomy.”
- “No sweetie, ah cyaah tek anodda whites (rum), mi haffi drive all de way to Kingston and it dark and wet outside.”
- “Some ah mi closest friend dem gay.”
- “Size don’t matter.”
- “Yeah mi eat under 2 foot table.”
- “Nuff Respect to Brian Lara.”
