Anticipation builds
As words are exchanged
Time loses its way
No rest needed here
Conversations flooding
The distance between us
Likeness of thoughts
Lessen the difference
But can the reality of it
Really match the idea
How do we maintain
The illusion we’ve seen

Humans have this insane fascination with knowing what is going to occur in their future. I just watched a segment on “Ripley’s Believe it or Not!” featuring this woman who claims to tell people’s future by reading their… wait for it… butts!! That’s right, according to her she was boasting at a party about being able to read anything when she was promptly challenged by some guy to read his butt. She discovered she had a “talent“. (more…)

I found this on Jamaican Jokes today. Check them out. Some funny stuff there. I have to admit that number 9 miss me tho. :-S

10 Things You Will Never Hear A Jamaican Man Say

1. “No wifey, tek my car instead.”
2. “Waiter, this steak is overcooked.”
3. “She ‘ave a nice body…. but ‘ar bottom too big.”
4. “Wha’apen Mr.Deejay, you cyaah play some calypso?”
5. “Di pill doan gree wid mi wife so ah gweh get a vasectomy.”
6. “No sweetie, ah cyaah tek anodda whites (rum), mi haffi drive all de way to Kingston and it dark and wet outside.”
7. “Some ah mi closest friend dem gay.”
8. “Size don’t matter.”
9. “Yeah mi eat under 2 foot table.”
10. “Nuff Respect to Brian Lara.”

Whew!! The last couple of nights have seen me feverishly working on my blog. Not on postings (obviously), but on the behind-the-scenes stuff that has quickly become one of my major addictions. Testing plugins to see what additional features I want to use etc. Here’s what I’ve been working on so far:

• Custom error pages (404 etc.)
• New archives page listing the available archives by category and month (see link in top menu)
• New links page with most of the links that used to be in my sidebar (my list of friends’s sites was getting too long)
• A tidbits section in the sidebar where I will be putting mini-entries not really worth an entire post
• New “beyondbee…” banners for the top of the site, look out for them in rotation above.

I still have things working on but that’s it for now.