Partin’

Me goin now; come kiss me, Jim.
Sal, yuh got everyting?
Sam, shake me han train soon move now
When dat-deh sinting ring.

Tell Puppa plenty howdy. Teck
De grip outa yuh lap.
Look after piggy good an sen
Come tell me when she drop.

Tell Fan me tenk her fi de pork,
Doah it did lickle touch.
Lick Rena pon har mout an ask
Her ‘meck she chat so much?’

Teck everyting safe, doan nyam out
De pickney-dem candy.
Kiss Lucy, and tell Vie fi name
Her cow-calf after me.

De bell a ring again, few minutes
More an oonoo gawn!
Jim, yuh mus get a drapes trousiz
Like what dah man have awn.

See de marga man what holin han
Wid de nice fat lady
- She mussa feel like she dah hole
A mirasmi baby!

De man work dung a railway yah,
Me see him all de while,
Him hitch up anywhe him see
A nice good-lookin chile.

Him drapes dah meck me laugh, but it
Dah meck him look improve,
It meck him hip look fat out, an -
Lawd oh, de train a move!

Safe drive home, teck care a yuhself!
Tell Mimi ah wi write!
Kiss Tayma. Tell John howdy, do!
Haul een yuh head, awright!

The Hon. Louise Bennett-Coverley O.M. M.B.E. Dip. R.A.D.A., D. Lit(Hon)
September 7, 1919 - July 26, 2006

(in no particular order) 

• confusing,
• interesting,
• stimulating,
• sexy ,
• fun,
• a bitch,
• a headache,
• uncompromising,
• unfair,
• joyful,
• beautiful,
• creative,
• orgasmic,
• unpredictable

 - List (by no means complete) courtesy of a wise friend

… find a meaningful, non-weird English sentence that contains the two consecutive words “an apples” without capitalizing “apple” or adding an apostrophe?
Hint: It involves a cliché.

I found this, and thought it was interesting. I will post the answer in a comment after I see what you all come up with.

525,600 minutes, 525,000 moments so dear.
525,600 minutes - how do you measure, measure a year?
In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee.
In inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife.
In 525,600 minutes - how do you measure a year in the life?
How about love? How about love? How about love?
Measure in love.
Seasons of love.

“It doesn’t matter how strong your opinions are. If you don’t use your power for positive change, you are, indeed, part of the problem.” 

“I’m fulfilled in what I do… I never thought that a lot of money or fine clothes-the finer things of life-would make you happy. My concept of happiness is to be filled in a spiritual sense.”

“Love the moment and the energy of the moment will spread beyond all boundaries.”